Missy Elliott would very much approve of her ‘funky white sister’s’ performance 🔥
[Via Mary Halsey]
She somehow makes this sound like motherly advice.
Some schools lunch lady is on the loose y’all.
So you don't have to search like I did.
Really just want to know what the horn is for?😨👉👌
I want to eventually be this confident in myself. 😂
I'm almost positive this is how my sons see me.
Kelsie Odoms I want to adopt her as my crazy single aunt, who shows up to holidays drunk, and does karaoke😂
How does she remember all the words?!!! Wow.
Everyone ought to know by now- big old ladies haven't forgotten how to have fun.
Invite us out and you will see... Young folks stuck in old bodies.
If your party ain’t this lit with the school lunch lady getting drunk and throwing down with Missy, don’t even bother inviting me
On behalf of the black delegation, I would like to formerly extend a open invitation to all future BBQs, cookouts and family gatherings. You don’t have to come with your “Black” friend.
Holly Mead I hope this is us in 30 years. What is she wearing? What is she holding in her non-mic hand? What is she drinking at 11am on a Tuesday? Are her children embarrassed? These are the questions I hope people ask about us when we karaoke Missy Elliott when we’re 60 😂
This is so good but the crazy thing about the whole situation I understand her better than Missy Elliott
Folks. You hardly see a public outing. Not common for our leader to put on a spectical for all to see. But you just witnessed the leader of our little town of The No Fucks. We had a meeting... she banged the elephant shit in her hand on the table, stood up and told us.... Gotdamn it... its final. Im doin it. FUCK IT. A little shocked we stood back and began to prep the emporer. She didnt dissapoint. She really didnt give a Fuck that day.
I’ve got to start practicing if I’m going to be as “fly” as this lady. Quick question: do the young people still say “fly”? Any who.. hoping to be this bitchin by Kyle’s graduation party.
Todd Allen ......but peep my favorite part, her friend tip toeing in the background dancing. Yes! 😂🤣 she’s eating cup of noodles..
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1 1/4 teaspoons white sugar
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When an older person sings a song for younger people they usually kill it and make it better. It’s not talent it’s the idgaf attitude.
Eric Stallkamp Clyde Scarborough... any karaoke performance you have from here on out will be irrelevant compared to this legend...
Whose great grandma is this?!😂😂 I mean at first I was kinda like...you gotta stop...but then she won me over with the elephant trunk sound effects..😂😭😂😭 Carlo Nicolas Atienza
Lauren Toothman Virlen Wagner WE ARE NOT LIViNG OUR BEST LIVES!!!! This is all I want to be in retirement 😂😂😂 Scroll and check out the shout out Missy Elliot gave her!!
Gemma-Louise Lendrum legit always thought the words were "are your frilly knickers wet yet" but after a google search it's apparently not it's just jibberish 🙄
Hey missy actually responded to her video via twitter she was on point with the lyrics and all lol this woman got it lol
Ever since I see this video I can’t get over the ( yeah yeah yeah ) part Lmfaoo I literally play it just for that 😂😂
Shawn & RJ you guys!!! 😂😂😂 Everytime someone blows a Shofar at church I'm gonna have this in my head from now on. You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂
Stephanie Johnson your future 😂😂😂 I’m the girl in the background that walks by a couple times just a dancin. I’ll be there supportin ya 😁😁
some Wayne song I thing ( Mr big stuff ) Aretha in the background
I know I can't afford to stop...
Ms Fat bOOty by Mos Def
It is better to go to a home where there is mourning than to one where there is a party, because the living should always remind themselves that death is waiting for us all.
EPMD - I’m Housin’ (Rock Steady)
If we live, it is for the Lord that we live, and if we die, it is for the Lord that we die. So whether we live or die, We belong to the Lord. For Christ died and rose to life in order to be the Lord of the living and of the dead.
Kanye West School Spirit
...anyone believes in God's Son has eternal life. (John 3:36)
Tom Novy - Your Body (Jump to It). This is a House Song not Hip Hop
*As she proceeds to have an emotional rant on Twitter and interviews for the past few days.
I'm not a fan of either but Cardi has been silent the whole time.
Those first week numbers must be trash..
This coming from the most sensitive female mc of ALL time?! 🤣
God. She's completely oblivious. How did we never notice she was such a shitty human being?
Todayz hiphop beef aint no fckin beef way back in tupacz time thaz was real beef
These chicks don't even know each other...why is there beef ..this what's wrong with rap. Beefing to get noticed...if it ain't ja and fifty beef, I don't want to hear about it...
Why you ain't say that when Remy was on that ass?
Tryna get them sales up huh🤔
For the first time, she faces competition from a rival female that's of her generation. A lot of them young female emcees cannot handle that because the owner of these corporations select one talented female at a time and make them think they are the only one out there with extreme excellent talent. They believe the hype and when the reign is over, they meet their match. It's like speed blind dating.
didn't she already try and cry foul but it failed
She such a jealous, obnoxious, clown. She hate that Cardi still winning dispite her effort to close doors for other female rappers. Kim told y'all years ago. She's catty, insecure, immature, self serving, cunning, and munipulative and she wants to be the only one. We didn't see it then but Its on the surface now. She's so obnoxious and so unlikeable. She causing people to flock to her enemy...
I absolutely loved Nikki when she came out. Her hunger and Fire made her a beast. But she got laxidasical and comfortable. Now cardi came on the scene, she's taking over. So Nikki is just pet.
Man Nicki You Are Losing Your Damn Senses Barbie Needs To Get Some Sleep Acting Tough Just Isn't For Her #PlasticMelts #SensitivityIsHerMiddleName
Oh the irony, foh
All these haters and cardi fans who still mad Nicki still in the game and earning all the coins they dreaming of🐷🐒🐍
Or fake skin 👀☕
Now you gotta have thick skin ? Get her Cardi ! There's no rules . Bring someone bladder off the street in underground if Cardi, don't make it .
Remy was on her rectum, and now she wanna say something? Man, Beat it!
You are done !! Cardi B is the new queen period! Go and fix your fake plastic ass
That both of thems shit aint no rap
Bitch you better work 🤔😳😆
Bitch..you was LITERALLY CRYING about MotorSport
Why these so causes black women think love fighting for fame. They will never reach the level of queens Aretha Franklin Whitney Houston Ella Jane and much more black women who have met respect and love one another
Look how all stupid black people downgrade their own who coming up to make it in life, but will get mad with Kanye when he says that being that long in slavery was a choice. Yall black asses still on each others back and asking for beeves among each other. Fuck a black hater who want to see their own people down. You dont deserve to live😏
This is one of my favorite videos of all time 😂 😂 😂
Legend has it, that years ago they tried ta...
He's rapping so fast u can't hear him
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
Years ago, they tried to put me on the screen/Gave me a chance to rap to try and put me on the scene/I said I could freestyle, I was lyin like a bitch/Choked up on live television, my eye started to twitch/My Hands started to sweat/I couldn't remember shit/Tried to play it off, but they won't let me forget/Turn off the TV set, can a brotha get a do-over/Naw, they threw me out/My rap career was TOO over
Edit 8/17/18 - LOL thanks for all the comments. I'm not a rapper, but I'm glad you all got a laugh out of it. I'm actually an artist. You can see my work on my Instagram @jonnyquid
So, I got a YouTube channel as well.
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He opens his mouth but the Words wont come out he's choking now. Its to late he needs a book to check thing out.
Jamel Jay if you listen closely at the end you’ll hear him try one last time through a whisper “years ago” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 no fucking way man.... I know for a fact he died a lil inside after that shit lol he went home and cried
I know damn well that mf was playing the Auto tune and beat and all that shit in his mind that's why he was so quiet
She said "You wanna try to read something from your book?" Like she isn't even convinced this nigga can read now.
Legend says he's still tryina remember the bars.
Lmao that lady was so gracious in offering to let him read a passage. I would’ve let him keep trying to spit 😭
I wholeheartedly believe he was finna spit some fire 🔥 but then he realized he was on tv and he got warrants😜
Like three hours later the lady at McDonalds asked what he wanted to order and he dropped three and a half minutes of conscious lyrics on her 😂
Oh my god its so painful to watch
Kyle Gruber Hannah Neavear When you think you know what your talking about and someone asks you to explain and you start trying and then realize you have no idea what your talking about.
I can't stop watching it. When she asked him to read something from the book, he was like "yeah that's a good idea".
I wonder if she didn’t say anything how long would he have sat there saying “years ago they tried to put me in a cell” 😂😂
Lindsey Alyse she too nice, cause i would’ve let him keep trying. nah you wanna freestyle right ? freestyle thennn tupac 🤣
Years ago they tried ta... Years ago they tried to put me in a... This is live?
Yes, sir. Yes it is! It's also recorded on we can laugh for years to come.
Poor thing. I wonder if any of his poems are finished. 😂
"Did you want to TRY to read something from your book?" And the award for best shade goes to...I bet she had to keep coaching him: "Sound it out..."
In his head, the first line was: "Years ago they tried to put me in the Penn for killing that Nicca I .... uh.. oh.. wait I can't say that on live TV ... F*CK!!!
And there ya have it folks! When you forget where they tried to put you years ago.. Just refer back to your book.
Omg I was so uncomfortable watching this!!! 🤣🤣😂😂 Michael Fee when he side eyes her and confirms with her that this is live television I was 💀
Channing ThrealkillChelsea Holmes-RobinsonAshley Ford I’m crine😭😭😭 I would’ve got up and did a little dance off the set and into the trash can
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I wish Funkmaster Flex would just shut up gets on my damn nerves
I'm sure they aren't the first or last. Stop snitching homie
Payola has always existed. That's why y'all hear the same 10 songs all day on every station.
Why is there only "hot" songs on the radio? Shit when was the last time you heard someone request something on the radio? They don't do that shit no more cuz no one is paying them to do it. Fuck the radio. Fuck the entire wack industry. Turn off your radios.
Flex, put all your energy on making a new mix tape. Not shitting on everyone in the industry.
how old is cardi? early 20s right? How weird are you that you trying to get at a woman twice her age. I just think its sad.
Majority of the artist they play on the radio has the company paying for radio spins this has been exposed awhile ago
Why mentioning it now, is it bcoz of that interview with Nicki..C'mon Flex wr the love at😏
Like everybody elses radio teams? Lol....cmon man. This has been going on...even cash money did it. This aint a story
Dude was a pioneer in hip hop because of his talent. Now every year he just finds something to get his name out there by being controversial. Must mean the talent has run dry.
Why a cat that has took payola wanna call out somebody else! Hip hop need to stop breathing air into this dead ass dude!
I c why why spice1 wen n on u,fuck boy flex,it's called pushing yo shit out, even if u gotta pay.
Who the fuck cares.
This has always been around.
I liked flex. But now his being dumb trying to grab attention.
Flex ain’t never lie his whole career. And for the ppl saying he snitching it’s called real hip hop it’s card pulling not snitching this bitch get records and cheated Nicki don’t pay no one for spins shot ain’t fair he just being fair.
Here's a man who's constantly trying his best to stay relevant 😒
No shit Sherlock you been doing this long enough to know that’s how it works
Cardi don't write SHIT...
Chew on THAT, Nicki haters...LMMFAO...
No shit! All major record labels pay for their artist records to be played why do you think almost all radio stations play the same top ten? Smh nigga ain't saying shit new.
Bitchassness at it's finest man STFU who cares
Less talking, Flex.
You're fucking up your legacy...
And even if they did, it was still a smart business move. Quit your bitching.
I thought this was normal. Why does radio play so much garbage then?
What’s new all pop artist get spins because the label pays the station! Flex should just battle Kid Capri my money is on Kid
Flex has played so much bullshit and help break so many fuck shit records that I dont even care . Fuck master flexboy sux .
A true hater I guess nicki paid him to say that
And so does every other radio artist... it's a practice that's occurred since the inception of radio 🤷♂️
Omg thank you!! 69 is the future of rap as we know it!! His lyricism is incredible! More 69 pleasssseee!!! This guy needs more exposure for sure!!
That certainly won’t help her weak assed joint...
She didn't need to add it Queen is a friggen masterpiece!!!!!!!
Sugar lights up the brain like no other drug. It eats the guts and leaves wholes in the intestines. Sugar is the zombie food. But you know,sugar looks good on you.
That song sucks. She is better than this.
Yeah sprinkle some paedophilia on the album, that will make it better.
Nicki is the only one looking out for you, youngster. She is your stepping stone. Don’t fuck it up, bruh. Game Recognize Game....
I hate that she’s struggling so much. She’s been choking in the fourth quarter for a minute now
I am convinced that 6iX9iNE got little special ed kids coming up with his song titles. "Gummo, Kooda, KeKe, now FeFe" and I don't what any of these words mean.
Wack ass song
That's where you know that Nicki Minaj's booty smells like hot dogs..
She sold out, I kinda dig 69 but she used him and her new song calling everybody out to get up again.
Love Queen but refuse to listen to this sex offender.
I wonder if she got more album sales because of it due to the amount of streams it already has?
Maaaan all these #s games smh. Her numbers aint up so she adding a song to look big lol
Shit's platinum. Anyone who wanted to get the song already got the song, lol. Some ppl don't want to hear it. She should've had it on the album to begin w/, putting it on NOW may actually hurt her sales. Lol...
Nicki tryna get them album sales up huh trash ass album 😂
It belongs on trash ass album...
No one STILL don’t want it 😒😒😒
She washed up, nikkas who would body young MA
Lmao she helped make the song a hit! Not sure where the hate is coming from 🤙🏾 chess not checkers dummies
Too much color going on here!! Suddenly i am in the mood for some skittles!!
Now I'm definitely not going to be checking for it
"He" looks like a little girl when compared to her.
The Rise and the great FALL.....after dissing my Lil Kim...
Hard to picture her schooling anybody with her voice!! She sounds like she ain’t the brightest in the bunch!!
Not a fan of her music but her personality is really cool and she knows who she is, and is always herself never puts on fronts to pretend and be fake, can't do anything but respect someone that is true....real not plastic cheese
The Access card queen
Maaan!!!!!Fuck cardi b who gives ah fuck
Apparently can’t buy English lessons either, Cardi.
She is obviously too stupid to understand how the music industry even works. Whatever her money is, there are people making 10-100 times more than her off of it.
All of it was bought, and let’s not forget Bodak was a complete ripoff from another talentless act.
"All these low IQ hoes baffle me..." ~ LLC
So she went from stripper to top 10 in less than a year. Less than a year. I broke up with my ex in september. She was top 10 by february. Stop lying to yourself cardi. You barely speak english.
Don’t people realize that record labels pay radio stations to play certain artists music? Why do you think you hear the same 5 songs, 15 times a day for 3 months?
Can’t buy success? But you can pay other people to write all your raps! Stripper who memorizes other peoples talent. 😂
Girl we know you and your camp had dj’s radio and Instagram sponsors on PAYROLL!
People fuc wit cardi because she keeps it 💯💯
LOL. TUNE OUT THOSE HATERS MOMMY... ENJOY YOUR NEW BABY... STAY UP 😎
Yep. You can’t force people to fuck with you or your music.
Why do they keep exploiting this poor, mentally handicapped woman?
it's funny how she can comment on his hairline when the only thing real about her is her insecurities
bitch doing everything to make her album stay relevant, she had to wait till cardi was on holidays before dropping her album and she'll do anything to trend
But her whole body is fake
I'm not trying to take sides or add fuel to the fire
So basically Nicki is repeating what alot of Us females has been crying about for years "Lack of support from our partners" than when we put a end to their games "They get mad and call us everything in the book"....Best Wishes ✌
Enjoy your day everyone 😀
But she has had work done so🤷🏻♀️
TALK YA SHIT NICK!
While the rest of these herbs type away furiously about how much they don’t like you 😎
Nicki my dude but she doing too much.
At this point she is just in her feelings cus no one believes she writes her raps
She probably gonna go bald 1st, let her pull those tracks out & show her hairline.
All that scrilla and she's still lonely and bitter.
“Nicki Minaj is beefin with so & so” “Nicki Minaj in heated argument “ Here we go again with the same old tired lets do edgy publicity stunts when we have a new album out routine
No she just waited a few weeks till drake album numbers peaked.
God will set that straight!
Dats wat happens wen rappers are going down
Like wtf is 500 dig deeper!
Stfu...all the fake shit shes had done...several seats please...ATTENTION SEEKERS
Dedrick Williams is one of four suspects in X's death.
He did the world a favour let him free
I'm no XXX fan, but this guy and his buddies are cooked.
Just accept the punishment and realize that the next 30-60 years of their respective lifes will be spent in a 3x5 cell, thinking to themselves if that 10 grand was worth it.
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Hey which track is the biggest banger from this album?
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Michael Kuo and you say it makes your ears bleed 😂